comic bits on movie theaters
Everyone is familiar with the whole "black people at the movies bit" right? Well I'm going to have to go see the Davinci code again because of the guy behind me. First off I kept seeing a reflection of some light in my glasses every once in a while through the entire movie. I had no idea what it was but I looked around at least 10 times for it. Well it turns out the guy behind me had his blue tooth ear piece during the movie and the reflection was it blinking. Then he talked THE ENTIRE MOVIE. He kept saying things like "yeah, das my boy", "fuck his ass up", "i'd beat his ass", "das what i'm talkin 'bout", and other stereotypical things you'd hear in a Mc Donalds commercial. He also said "yeah, das a glock, das my boy yo" and I'm 99.9% sure it was a USP. But I missed 3 major parts of dialog because of him. I'm starting to think movie theaters are planting these guys so you have to come back and see it again.
I've also noticed a new trend with white trash at movies. The last 3 movies I've been too I've seen people drinking cans of beer like it's nothing. It's not noticeable enough to be cracking open cans during the movie, but you can smell the beer like 5 rows back. And they also basically just roll them down the isle so they don't get caught.
All and all, I'm so happy movies are going to DVD quicker. I'm hoping it becomes a next days thing soon enough.
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