Friday Funny

[Smokes35]

> > A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS
> >
> > A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
on
>
> > the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
> > starts"
> >
> > She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
> > When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
> > It's gonna start."
> >
> > This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
> >
> > When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
> >
> > "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop
>
> > your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
> > run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
> > and wash and iron all day long?"
> >
> > The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it started."

[Wheatman]