first i like to say im sorry for posting this in the female section
but do you remember your 1st time..?
do you remember how old you were..?
do you remember where it was and how you did it..?
do you remember how long you lasted..?
i remember and let me tell you. the girl, she is a very pretty girl she told me the whole plan on what to do, i mean she got into full detail. she showed me the bed and let me tell you i never seen a bed like this before in my entire life. i was ready to use the bed until she said i can also do it standing up and i was like WHOA this is getting interesting. so there i am telling her i'll do it standing up with a smile on my face and i seen her smile and she said okay no problem i love the stand up position. so i go in the room and take all my clothes off and serious i literally lasted 6 minutes nothing more it was probably even less then 6 minutes. after that she said good night to me and i said i wont go again but i went back 2 days later we spoke again and i said lets try the stand up position again and i lasted 11 minutes and now i felt like a real man
but i remember my 1st time and i got so freaking red, and like i said it was no more then 6 minutes but maybe a little shorter then 6 minutes and after the 2nd time i was in real pain and i will never go tanning again. i know this is a female thing to go tanning but am i supposed to be in pain..? but for 9.99 a month after my wife signed up for $29.99 a month i said hell, why not go!!
your first time.............
Tanning makes you smell funny!
LOL! Jackass, what fucking girl in NJ, hasn't been tanning! Needless to say, what guy hasn't gone either?
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