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John712 04-07-2006 06:51 AM

your first time.............
 
first i like to say im sorry for posting this in the female section

but do you remember your 1st time..?
do you remember how old you were..?
do you remember where it was and how you did it..?
do you remember how long you lasted..?

i remember and let me tell you. the girl, she is a very pretty girl she told me the whole plan on what to do, i mean she got into full detail. she showed me the bed and let me tell you i never seen a bed like this before in my entire life. i was ready to use the bed until she said i can also do it standing up and i was like WHOA this is getting interesting. so there i am telling her i'll do it standing up with a smile on my face and i seen her smile and she said okay no problem i love the stand up position. so i go in the room and take all my clothes off and serious i literally lasted 6 minutes nothing more it was probably even less then 6 minutes. after that she said good night to me and i said i wont go again but i went back 2 days later we spoke again and i said lets try the stand up position again and i lasted 11 minutes and now i felt like a real man :) :)

but i remember my 1st time and i got so freaking red, and like i said it was no more then 6 minutes but maybe a little shorter then 6 minutes and after the 2nd time i was in real pain and i will never go tanning again. i know this is a female thing to go tanning but am i supposed to be in pain..? but for 9.99 a month after my wife signed up for $29.99 a month i said hell, why not go!!

PitsVtec 04-07-2006 10:21 AM

:LOL: Tanning makes you smell funny!

Taz 04-07-2006 10:30 AM

:LOL:

Your a mess.

Rev 04-07-2006 11:03 AM

shit i was getting so turned on too...

Kurts1000RR 04-07-2006 05:40 PM

:whaaa: :wtf:

High_Revs_17 04-07-2006 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PitsVtec
:LOL: Tanning makes you smell funny!

How would you know? :lol:

High_Revs_17 04-07-2006 06:49 PM

WHERE'S STEVE?! :roflmao:

PitsVtec 04-07-2006 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High_Revs_17
How would you know? :lol:


I asked you what that funky ass smell was and you told me, don't you remember? ....DUHHH!!!:ohmygod: LOL! Jackass, what fucking girl in NJ, hasn't been tanning! Needless to say, what guy hasn't gone either?

sonny 04-07-2006 08:45 PM

I do do tanning beds. Tanning bed status is for lames.

John712 04-07-2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PitsVtec
Needless to say, what guy hasn't gone either?



ME, until recently :)

JasonB 04-07-2006 10:54 PM

I go tanning

:roflmao:

High_Revs_17 04-08-2006 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PitsVtec
what guy hasn't gone either?

Ur talkin' to him chicky...but I must admit I've always wanted to look like this guy! :lol:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18...17/crystal.jpg

High_Revs_17 04-08-2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase
I go tanning :roflmao:

LMFAO!!!

More oil...less SPF...ur not dark enough yet! :lol:

John712 04-08-2006 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase
I go tanning

:roflmao:


WTF you going tanning for, i already asked you hundreds of times at night to either open your eyes or smile so i know where the hell your at :lol:

Cakes206 04-08-2006 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase
I go tanning

That explains it.


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