This is one of my favorites: (which i still watch on some weekday mornings on TBS)
"Well, I wake up in the morning,
And the 'larm gives out a warning,
And I don't think I'll ever make it on time.
By the time I grab my books,
And I give myself a look,
I'm at the corner, just in time to see the bus fly by. "
Here is my second gay TV theme song circa 1980's (and no i don't watch this one)
"What ever happened to predictibility?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart). "