arthur davidson vs god
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
>died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since >you've been >such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your >reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven. > >"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang >out with God." > >St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God >who recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who >invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" > >Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." > >God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's >pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a >road?" > >Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, >but aren't you the inventor of woman?"> >God said, "Yes." > >"Well," said Arthur, " professional to professional, you have some >major design flaws in your invention: > >1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; >2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; >3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; >4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; >5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" > >"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold >on" God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words >and waited for the results. > >The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it, "Well, >it's may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, >"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention >than yours." |
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