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Old 02-02-2006, 11:39 AM   #1
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Your home phone rings and your newest custmer decideds to do business elsewhere becuase he found it cheaper... and when i say cheaper im saying LESS than 1% cheaper... whatever-- i hope his place burns down and he dosent have the right insurance...


Then... since he called your ass...AT HOME...at 6:45 this morning and you're now awake, u might a well just start your day...

Shower was good... Brushing my teeth went well...


Shaving??? thats a totaly different story... I looked like i shaved with a piece of broken safety glass and a blow torch--- wtf-- i will NEVER buy a cheap bic razor ever again--- i was in a hurry-- they were in the check out line hangin on the rack at WallyWorld, so i grab a 3 pack--- TERRIBLE IDEA... i should have went to the sporting goods isle and rammed a baseball bat up my ass cuz i just FUCKED MYSELF.


Ok, so im bleeding like a brazillian whore on her period... stiptic stick-- didnt work... alcohol-- lots of pain, didnt stop it either... solution????

band-aid... did we have bandaids--- oh yea we did, lots of bandaids... 3 boxes full

did we have any REGUALR bandaids??? SHIT NO! ARGH!!!!!!!

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Old 02-02-2006, 11:42 AM   #2
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Old 02-02-2006, 11:46 AM   #3
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What a way to cap off your shitty morning. lol
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Old 02-02-2006, 11:47 AM   #4
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Atleast its batman.... and not like, ionno... teletubbies.
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Old 02-02-2006, 11:47 AM   #5
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Mach 3 biotch.

Shaving will get better when you get out of puberty too.
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Old 02-02-2006, 12:25 PM   #6
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Old 02-02-2006, 01:28 PM   #7
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Stop bitching and learn to use a razor
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Old 02-02-2006, 03:01 PM   #8
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damnit, i know i replied to this!

anyhow..... im glad your new years resolution isnt working out... I like you better this way
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Old 02-02-2006, 03:05 PM   #9
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Yeah those crap razors pull hairs out and cut skin.
But like Smokes said at least it's Batman
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