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Old 05-25-2006, 12:05 AM   #1
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This guy shows up at my house today and says I owe him
$2000.00. - and I'm like This guy must be crazy.

He says he's from the electric company and he's going
to turn off the power if we don't pay him immediately.
Says that he'll take cash, check, or money order. I'm still like

I tell him I'll be going postal before I give him two grand.
And that there has obviously been some kind of mix-up
on the part of the electric company. We use automatic bill pay, and
it withdraws from the checking account each month, no problem.
I even show him the bank statements to prove it.

He says he has his orders, and that there is nothing I can
do to stop him. So he does it. Pulls the meter, covers it up,
locks the meter box shut and walks away. I'm standing there like

So I decide to take matters into my own hands and I go to
the garage, fire up the generator, plug in the air compressor
and use a cut off wheel to cut through the lock he put on
the meter box. Then I jumped the connections so we have
power again in the house. All this time the guy is sitting in
his truck, apparently looking for something. That's when
I notice, a few feet away, a cell phone on the ground.

Wait till he gets his bill.......
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Old 05-25-2006, 12:07 AM   #2
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Old 05-25-2006, 01:33 AM   #3
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Old 05-25-2006, 04:40 AM   #4
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"So I decide to take matters into my own hands and I go to
the garage, fire up the generator, plug in the air compressor
and use a cut off wheel to cut through the lock he put on
the meter box. Then I jumped the connections so we have
power again in the house. All this time the guy is sitting in
his truck, apparently looking for something. That's when
I notice, a few feet away, a cell phone on the ground."
Wait till he gets his bill"

Too funny! With the Cell phone, stop by a local 7 11 where all the illegal mexicans are. Give them the phone and tell them it's a prepaid phone go a head and use it till it stops working. They WILL be making out of the country calls!
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Old 05-25-2006, 09:29 AM   #5
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Old 05-25-2006, 09:32 AM   #6
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Old 05-25-2006, 09:51 AM   #7
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Old 05-25-2006, 10:00 AM   #8
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My dad works for the power company and there is nothing these guys can do... because if they dont shut off the power they can get in a lot of trouble. They cannot check billing and stuff from the truck. you can get in a lot of shit if they find out you cut that lock.
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Old 05-25-2006, 10:13 AM   #9
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Someone has not yet seen the light...
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Old 05-25-2006, 10:41 AM   #10
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Old 05-25-2006, 01:40 PM   #11
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Someone has not yet seen the light...
It seems someone else hasn't seen it yet either.
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Old 05-25-2006, 01:47 PM   #12
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WTF.
that my fuggin phone
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:19 AM   #14
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WTF.
that my fuggin phone
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good post i must add
I thought you might appreciate a good laugh.....
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