I was at the mall today and almost bought them. I had no idea they had that at the bottom. So I took them up to the register to pay and the guy goes "do you know how to use the bottle opener?". So I'm like "what". Then he repeats himself. So then I have to say "yeah, I heard you fine the first time, why do you care?" This goes on like a minute or so and he finally realises I have no idea there is a bottle opener on the bottom. He shows me it like it's the coolest thing in the world...until I ask him what happens if I step in dog shit? He of course had no answer. I put them back because I need flip flops, not a swiss army shoe. Whats next, kids sneakers with a wheel in the heel?
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