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08-03-2006, 09:17 AM
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What a night
So get this... I am in union last night... it was late and wammo I got a flat... So i pull over to start changing the tire I get the jack up take the tire off and since it was dark I couldent find one of the nuts... so I start lookin around found it rolled on to the sidewalk... I picked it up and then triped on this unlevel sidewalk.. as i tried to regain my balance I fell in to a fence gate... the fuckin thing was UNLOCKED!!! i fell right through it and right in to this pool... I was so shocked I screamed becasue i twisted my ankle from the shitty sidewalk. what a night... It gets better so i pullmy self out of the pool limping and low and behold this guy comes out screeming with a shotgun and morning wood. I tell him what happend and he goes and lowers the jack on my car and shoots a hole in my tire. now i got a busted rotor and no spare... man what a night
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08-03-2006, 09:37 AM
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LMFAO.....bahahahahahah.....I KNOW what your talking about....that asshole lives in clark somewhere...his sidewalk is so uneven it's not funny...I think numerous SBA members have tripped over that sidewalk..
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08-03-2006, 01:29 PM
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wait, that can NOT be a true story!!! that is some shit out of a movie...
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08-03-2006, 01:32 PM
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Dude you must have fell in the pool that i was swimming in. The owner of the house is such a prick. He was chasing me around mumbling crap. Then i tripped over that crappy side walk and knocked over the home owners ugly ass harley.
What a big scary guy riding around on a harley with saddle bags.  
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08-03-2006, 01:42 PM
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Dude you must have fell in the pool that i was swimming in. The owner of the house is such a prick. He was chasing me around mumbling crap. Then i tripped over that crappy side walk and knocked over the home owners ugly ass harley.
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yeah that dick wad's harley is brand new...the first day he got it he did an endo cuz he hit the that uneven sidewalk trying to get up the driveway |
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08-03-2006, 02:10 PM
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hope you guys didnt swallow any water... cause i peed in that pool!
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08-03-2006, 02:14 PM
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hope you guys didnt swallow any water... cause i peed in that pool!
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I hope no one ate that Baby Ruth at the bottom, because when I was in the pool at 2am I wasn't feeling well and I kinda....well pinched one off in the pool. sorry guys
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08-03-2006, 02:19 PM
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You guys fuggin crack me up 
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08-03-2006, 02:19 PM
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08-03-2006, 03:51 PM
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Is this SouthPaws pool? ...Just admit it, you were pool hoping.
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08-03-2006, 05:37 PM
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08-07-2006, 07:00 AM
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lmfao how did i miss this thread you fugg tard
my neighbor on Cathrine St said its more then likely the kids down the block. he said he caught them inhis pool several times. he to said he dont care if they go in the pool, just dont go in on two things, when he got the polaris in cleaning it out and dont ake to much noise. |
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08-07-2006, 09:09 AM
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lmfao how did i miss this thread you fugg tard
my neighbor on Cathrine St said its more then likely the kids down the block. he said he caught them inhis pool several times. he to said he dont care if they go in the pool, just dont go in on two things, when he got the polaris in cleaning it out and dont ake to much noise. |
yo FYI..if the kids drown in YOUR pool..your liable and will get sued and or punished... |
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