Admission + Open Bar: $35
Tipping the Bartender: $20
Dancing all night long: Free
Getting Bombed: With Admission
Getting home at 5:30am: No sex from the wife for a day
Talking in your sleep: Free
Telling the wife you hooked up with a girl in your sleep: Free
Waking up to the wife saying "So who did you kiss last night?": Free
My face this morning: PRICELESS