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Old 12-31-2005, 11:21 AM   #1
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The Kitchen Bi tch

A mother was working in the kitchen listening

to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric

train in the living room. She heard the train stop
and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who

want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the

last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are

getting on, get your asses in the train...cause

we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son,

"We don't use that kind of language in this house.

Now I want you to go to your room and you are to

stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may

play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and

resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped

and the mother heard her son say...

"All passengers, please remember your things,

thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We

hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For

those of you just boarding, remember, there is no

smoking in the train. We hope you will have a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added,

"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO

HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."
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Old 12-31-2005, 11:39 AM   #2
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Hehe, good one...
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Old 12-31-2005, 02:42 PM   #3
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that was good
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:09 PM   #4
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Don't know how I missed this one...oldie but a goodie
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:10 PM   #5
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Don't know how I missed this one...oldie but a goodie

i dont remember posting it
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:18 PM   #6
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i dont remember posting it
Further proving that you truly are a big mess!!!
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:28 PM   #7
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Further proving that you truly are a big mess!!!
OMG you've turned into Joe Jr.

Nice one John.
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:55 PM   #8
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heeh, i really like that one..
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Old 05-18-2006, 09:24 AM   #9
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Thats a damn good one
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Old 05-18-2006, 09:25 AM   #10
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Old 05-18-2006, 09:25 AM   #11
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