This has def been an intresting week to be me, from being attacked by one of my pythons to delivering a baby on the steps of the hospital at 3 in the morning. I dont know why I work in the hospital, my last 3 deliveries have been outside the hospital including one in a cab
Fortunatley mom and daughter are both doing well, and I told mom that she will have some good stories to tell.
One of our crack security guards folded like a cheap roof, he saw a few drops of blood and passed the fuck out. Now the funny thing is hes a total wannabe cop walks around like hes a real badass but is the biggest whimp there is. A few of us have been giving him a real hard time for this one since he wanted to run outside and control the scene but cant even remain conscious
I got another 2 and a half hours in my shift so lets see what else can happen.
tom