[Barbi]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife

Asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side

Of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she

Said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get

It warm, and let it go in the morning?"



He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."



The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"



He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."



"But what about the smell?" said the wife.



"Just hold its little nose."



The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat

Him with died at the scene.