i got a plan.... [No longer NWS]
 

lets see if this thread can make 1,000+ replies.

here i'll start something off.

good thing i dont live in the flooded Clifton :lol:

yeah or racist clark, did you get your sheets washed there southie?

i got to pick them up today before 5pm for tonights meeting :lol:

Is the meeting still gonna be on avenue P in newark oh fearless leader? :popcorn:

Pahlease, he only goes to avenue P to collect. I think he should do it in oldschool blackface though, just to get a reaction from the crowd.

:moocow:

Yeah so last night i had this girl over. Man she was great at __________.

fill in the blank. :lol:

Yeah so last night i had this girl over. Man she was great at __________.

shooting ping-pong balls out of her twat.

:LOL:

Now i didn't see that coming. Or the balls for that matter. :roflmao:

All was fine and dandy until the bitch started to prove just how fast she could do it, almost took my f'n eye out.

I told you to stand clear when i yelled "FIRE IN THE HOLE"

I thought you meant she had gas.

Not going to Clark anymore...

That girl was over my house too. I got out of the way...you guys need to listen

Anymore? You've been to clark? Which officer pulled you over? :lol:

None yet...i'm 10 - 2 on the steering wheel doing 34 mph, radio down, seat belt on, looking straight ahead.

Damn, you're an anomoly... you must drive through during the 'dark' hours when they can't see in the car as well. :lol: