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John712 02-21-2010 03:15 AM

email i got
 
Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonus, use the following plan. You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million a piece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. That's Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. That's Forty million cars ordered and Auto Industry is fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage. The Housing Crisis is fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!


P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

sonny 02-22-2010 09:18 AM

i'm sold. let's do it.

Jon FZ1 02-23-2010 01:59 PM

Uh....that's 40 TRILLION dollars geniuses.

That's 40,000,000,000,000 tax dollars. Fuck that.

skid vicious 02-26-2010 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon FZ1 (Post 105777)
Uh....that's 40 TRILLION dollars geniuses.

That's 40,000,000,000,000 tax dollars. Fuck that.

LMAO. Sometimes math can be a bitch!:roflmao:

John712 02-27-2010 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon FZ1 (Post 105777)
Uh....that's 40 TRILLION dollars geniuses.

That's 40,000,000,000,000 tax dollars. Fuck that.

1 Million Dollars x 40 people = 40 Million Dollars.

skid vicious 02-27-2010 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by John217 (Post 105818)
1 Million Dollars x 40 people = 40 Million Dollars.

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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million a piece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
I think you're a bit counfused...

John712 02-27-2010 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by skid vicious (Post 105820)
I think you're a bit counfused...

yup i am lol

Cakes206 02-27-2010 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by John217 (Post 105821)
yup i am lol

1 million $ x 40 million ppl.

skid vicious 02-27-2010 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cakes206 (Post 105823)
1 million $ x 40 million ppl.

AS long as I'm one of those 40 million people getting a million bucks, I'd say it's a pretty damn good idea:roflmao:


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