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John712 03-27-2011 10:49 PM

God damn.!! Pauls bike.!
 
I'm doing Pauls fork and shock install and I must admit, ive never messed with a hooker but I am 199 percent positive that a hookers vagina and ass is 100 times cleaner then Pauls bike!!!

Every nut, bolt, screw, washer and piece of plastic is just disgustingly filthy.!! You would think Levis bikes were worse, but no, no way.!! Levis bikes were like show room shine compared to this pile of shit.!!!!

tommymac 03-27-2011 10:54 PM

want me to get you a tetanus shot and some antibiotics to be safe :lol:

spyder 03-28-2011 07:12 AM

Then you just have to tell that dirty bitch that he has to clean the shit out of his bike in order for you to work on it next time.. :LOL:

John712 03-28-2011 08:23 AM

Dude seriously I've never seen anything like it lol

Mike295 03-28-2011 08:29 AM

thread is worthless without pics :)

paul11 03-28-2011 08:36 AM

stop being such a bitch. When I take my car to the mechanic they clean that shit when they r done. Damn like a whinny bitch with a skinned knee.

Just kidding please don't
leave any loose bolts.

paul11 03-28-2011 08:51 AM

ohh and just remember my bike lives at your place and trying to get a hold of you is like fucking a whale with a tic tac....POINTLESS........how my supposed to clean my bike when its held hostage.........damn i hate ur face........


thank you

John712 03-28-2011 08:55 AM

So wait... I'm supposed to clear my schedule one day, get out my lawn chair, Jesus slippers, sup cap and glasses and wait for you to show up to spit shine your bike.?

Judging from the looks of it, you will never clean it. Thank god for visors.!! People will get pelted with all kinds of shit coming off your bike :lol:

JimRBlue 03-28-2011 09:05 AM

Maybe I'll let you work on mine for a change of pace john..

paul11 03-28-2011 12:40 PM

my very dirty bike.........lol

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-con...motorcycle.jpg

Cakes206 03-28-2011 12:41 PM

If it rains, throw soap on it at the track :lol:

carl_g 03-28-2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cakes206 (Post 109634)
If it rains, throw soap on it at the track :lol:

:crackup::crackup::crackup:

CBRBob 03-28-2011 03:41 PM

WTF is this, Summit Jefferson? LOL

John, powerwash that bike LOL

RCM78 03-28-2011 07:16 PM

Dont worry. It WILL fail tech...

paul11 03-29-2011 09:17 AM

dammit ralph!!!!!..im gonna clean it i swear.............it will fail before you get to the dirt anyway...lol


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